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*ain shoves his fist up his ass* yeah no its actually an ancient northern custom and uuhhh...

mooche February 10, 2026 2:34 pm

*ain shoves his fist up his ass* yeah no its actually an ancient northern custom and uuhhhh its suppose to symbolize how we must reach for our partners hearts in, like, unconventional or even shameful places to prove our love *gargles his michel's balls* an dis if for profen we awe wiwwing to chofke dowm uncomwfortwblw troofs amn pest awe woyaty

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    mooche February 10, 2026 1:00 am

    ain: yeah in the north if you jack off without letting me lick up the cum from the floor im allowed to hunt you for sport so always tell me when the your load's about to shoot

    mooche February 10, 2026 1:02 am

    ain: yeah in the north if you jack off without letting me lick up the cum from the floor im allowed to hunt you for sport so always tell me when the your load's about to shoot

    Wow thats Very Illegal February 10, 2026 3:22 pm

    I'm crying oh my fucking god

    Nowamoe February 10, 2026 7:29 pm
    ain: yeah in the north if you jack off without letting me lick up the cum from the floor im allowed to hunt you for sport so always tell me when the your load's about to shoot mooche

    I had same emotions everytime I read a northern coustom