FIRST BRICK AT SK STONEWALL BYEEE
be honest, you walked, didn't you? you walked, so that Shakespeare could run
Did I travel back in time and introduce Shakespeare to the concept of furries and show him how to make a fursuit thus inspiring the transformation of Nick Bottom’s head into a donkey’s head? Perhaps.
perhaps you did, and perhaps the world is grateful (I accidentally disliked ignore that idk how this works)
i need to study your brain, please send the scans.
This bitch seriously gets to be a well-hung pussy slayer with a silver spoon in his mouth AND a well-hung mega gay instamodel who gets to massively fuck over his boyfriend's first love and heartbreak in a court of law after basically throwing the first brick at SK Stonewall all in the same lifetime?
What emperor or minor god did he save in a past life to award him such fortunes in this life?