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PublicAttorneyforBottoms March 23, 2026 1:55 pm

presenting before the judge and these honored guests my client yuta stands accused of gaslighting, fraud, assault and battery, false kidnapping, double crossing, lying, conspiracy, terrorism, domestic abuse and psychological abuse... and our first defense is they started it first !!! yuta get behind meeee !!!!!!!!!!!

Responses
    Hopelessromantic March 23, 2026 2:04 pm

    OBJECTION OBJECTION!!

    Kang March 23, 2026 2:09 pm

    Yes brother. I will close my eyes and say 'i see nothing'. My Yuta is a innocent pure boy.

    Hopelessromantic March 23, 2026 2:45 pm

    Your honor evidence shows that the defendant (uke) has supposedly made my client vulnerable through manipulation and exposed him to life threatening danger!

    FartBazooka69 March 23, 2026 3:01 pm

    I can attest to that, I was the bullet in his head

    Jiminbra March 23, 2026 10:20 pm

    This is the best fucking thread I’ve ever seen