lol this was good

Its just the art style

oh hahah I know it was a joke girl. Wasn't a serious critique or anything..

Considering how many comments were complaining about them looking anorexic I don't know if I can trust you now.

O___O yes you can trust me, I said it myself. I'm not my double in disguise these are my true words I can assure you.

I didn't know we were in a relationship of trust and commitment, I am sorry that other people's words whom I am not affiliated with ruined it though. PLEASE give me one more chance I promise I will treat you well! I will never cheat on you again I PROMISE! I know that this betrayal on my part must have been hard for you after we exchanged vows of eternal love under your grandfather's favorite tree of the central park in Amsterdam last summer but I VOW TO YOU, HERE AND NOW, IN THIS COMMENT THREAD, that I shall NOT, under any circumstances, GIVE YOU A REASON TO DISTRUST MY WORDS, EVER, AGAIN.
please love me TT______TT I miss you!

I'm sorry love but I still can't trust you ( T﹏T ), what you said sounds exactly like what a double would say. I wish that I could trust you just like in the good old days.

You didn't know that we were in a a relationship of trust and commitment? My heart just shattered into a thousand bits. It's not because other people ruined it and I do understand that they you didn't have any power over them but the fact that so many people commented the same thing, which showed that this is a common opinion, thus it's likely that you might had meant what you said. Even through I want to trust your reply stating that it was a joke there is still a voice in my head, telling me that the slight chance that your reply was just a diversion could have been true. I would ignore the voice of reason but I really don't want to get my heart broken again. Maybe someday I wil forgive you

...but you have to give me time to glue the broken pieces back together before I can truly love you again. In the mean time I am willing to return the diamond ring you gave me under that beautiful tree, the same tree where you and I both made our vows. What I'm saying might seem cold or cruel but when I and you go back to being together, I wan't to love you truly with all my heart for the rest of our lives.

Oh my love PLEASE BELIEVE ME! I would do anything for you, I was ignorant and took your love for granted, and I regret it deeply now! I understand now what a fool I was, thinking that you would love me once again without effort. But fear not, my one and only love, you have to remember that I am but a person who always says something along the lines of "calm your tits people" when people bitch in comment sections about petty things or they seem to be projecting their irl moral values into a piece of smut fiction! I would NEVER, under ANY circumstances, question your need to doubt my intentions, however, just remember! Our memories in Spain and the Netherlands last summer, where we swam naked in the beaches of Barcelona together at night, and got lost in the Vondelpark of Amsterdam after eating hallucinogenic mushrooms, all those beautiful memories bring tears to my eyes, don't throw "us" away like we were nothing, my love!
And please, if anything, keep that diamond ring. It's beautiful shine reminds me of your smile, and my dead grandmother gave it to me to give it to The One who will make me happy. Even if you want us to be apart, please don't give me back that ring. Even if we are not destined to be together, I shall never love arguing online with anyone ever, again.

I need to go check if my body double is still in the cage now. I miss your smell.
Love, Muggles.

PS: I still have your My Little Pony mug, do you want me to send it back?

Darling, like I said before I want to trust you. Please just give me sometime to get myself back together. You said that you want to put effort into fixing this relationship, feel free to. I will be staying in the other room- I would rather not have my mother knowing about this. Remember how she complained when I said that I was going to marry you? Maybe I shouldn't had doubted you so much. I'm sorry love. You're making me blush ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ I thought that we wouldn't talk about that time since we ended up getting caught by a local. We had many fun times, especially with he mushrooms. I don't want to throw us away either. All I need is a little time.

Are you sure that I should keep the ring? I feel kind of guilty since right now we are in an argument. You will always have the chance to argue with me after I go back to being the person I used to be before you broke my heart.

It's been a while since either of us checked on him. Good luck and remember to never open the cage while he is awake. I miss you too.

It's alright, I'm coming back home for the time being. I will just sleep the the spare room. See you at home.