I do not understand this slang TT
which one is harder, slang or old english?
He hadst married a buxom dame with two great orbs of plump magnificence, yet on the very anticipate nuptial night hath the tender maiden reward in stead with but two shy orbs shrouded hind a towering excellence. And the hero doth forgive this wrong for a few tears shed by the fair maid? Either doth were a secret catamite, or a pickthank beyond all nobel bearing.
Or the perfect mingling of both. :333
Thank thee for thy comprehensible letters. For I have been dumb-founded, thee explained oh so thoughtfully. I shall look forward to your next appearance, for you have guided me towards the right path. (▰˘◡˘▰) I tried my best ok don't laugh pls
idk I wanna kill myself
XDDD
Married a big tittes mommy with double Ds and on wedding night she rewarded you with a single big D. And MC let it go for a few years from a beauty. Either bro is a closet gay or a die hard doormat.
Or the perfect combination of both