I've reached new levels of petty, like- House? Egged. Car? Bologna'd. Yard? Salted. Birds? Feeding them fiber. Crows? Turning them against you. Garden? Planted bamboo and mint. Steps? Lowering the last step just enough to trip you. Phone number? Signed it up for info calls from scientology. Pillow? Replacing them with self warming pillows. Sleep? Hidding random beepers all over your room/home. Walking? I will be flinging legos under your bare feet and freshly chewed gum and pebbles under your shoes. Breathing? Hope you like the taste of fart spray every time you yawn. Eating out? I'll order whatever you order and ruin my food, then I'll keep swapping them out until it drives you mad.
I've reached new levels of petty, like-
House? Egged.
Car? Bologna'd.
Yard? Salted.
Birds? Feeding them fiber.
Crows? Turning them against you.
Garden? Planted bamboo and mint.
Steps? Lowering the last step just enough to trip you.
Phone number? Signed it up for info calls from scientology.
Pillow? Replacing them with self warming pillows.
Sleep? Hidding random beepers all over your room/home.
Walking? I will be flinging legos under your bare feet and freshly chewed gum and pebbles under your shoes.
Breathing? Hope you like the taste of fart spray every time you yawn.
Eating out? I'll order whatever you order and ruin my food, then I'll keep swapping them out until it drives you mad.