On my life, I will personally burn that studio to the CRISP if that mop-headed disaster doesn’t get the karma he so richly deserves. Bro ,trauma is not a ‘get out of jail free’ card for being a walking emotional war crime! You don’t have to marry the girl, but you could at least not treat her like she just confessed to kicking your dog. She’s shy, introverted, and it probably took her the same courage most people need to defuse a bomb just to tell you how she feels… and you responded like a soggy Victorian orphan who hates happiness. Say something nice, you emotionally constipated walnut. She deserves better than your sad little ‘I’m broken so I must make everyone else broken too’ arc. Free my brown-haired girl immediately. I will slander you in every chapter, every comment section, and every group chat until the end of time. And bestie? My FML… get your shit together. That man is not a project, he’s a full-time demolition job. You need a golden retriever boyfriend: emotionally available, zero jealousy, gives compliments like it’s his love language, and won’t make you question your entire existence every Tuesday. Release him back into the toxic forest he came from. Fuck you, mop head. And tell your dad he raised a menace , INFACT!! fuck your dad too for raising a professional woman-sufferer. Release her back into the wild,. She’s too pure for your cursed bloodline
On my life, I will personally burn that studio to the CRISP if that mop-headed disaster doesn’t get the karma he so richly deserves.
Bro ,trauma is not a ‘get out of jail free’ card for being a walking emotional war crime! You don’t have to marry the girl, but you could at least not treat her like she just confessed to kicking your dog. She’s shy, introverted, and it probably took her the same courage most people need to defuse a bomb just to tell you how she feels… and you responded like a soggy Victorian orphan who hates happiness.
Say something nice, you emotionally constipated walnut.
She deserves better than your sad little ‘I’m broken so I must make everyone else broken too’ arc. Free my brown-haired girl immediately. I will slander you in every chapter, every comment section, and every group chat until the end of time.
And bestie? My FML… get your shit together. That man is not a project, he’s a full-time demolition job. You need a golden retriever boyfriend: emotionally available, zero jealousy, gives compliments like it’s his love language, and won’t make you question your entire existence every Tuesday. Release him back into the toxic forest he came from.
Fuck you, mop head. And tell your dad he raised a menace , INFACT!! fuck your dad too for raising a professional woman-sufferer. Release her back into the wild,. She’s too pure for your cursed bloodline