give me the fucking pen

*hands over pen* please, I beg of you.

(for everyone who didn't get it, this is a joke)

The sky bled fire. The oceans boiled. From the control room of his private fortress, Ilay Riegrow watched the global defense grid collapse, triggering a synchronized, apocalyptic chain reaction. Cities collapsed into ash. Continents fractured.He had done it. He had actually bombed the entire world.For Ilay, the equation was simple: the world contained people who could kidnap Jeong Taeui. The world contained entities like Raman and Xinlu who dared to touch what belonged to him. If the world was a constant threat to Taeui’s safety, the world no longer deserved to exist."You're completely insane," Taeui gasped, staring out the reinforced glass window at the glowing, ruined horizon. He was trembling, but not from fear of the destruction—he was trembling from the sheer, suffocating weight of Ilay’s obsession.Ilay stepped up behind him, wrapping his massive, scarred arms around Taeui’s waist. He buried his face into the crook of Taeui’s neck, inhaling deeply. "They can't take you from me if they're dead, Taeui," Ilay murmured, his voice a low, terrifyingly calm purr. "Now, it's just you and me. Forever."Suddenly, a sharp, agonizing heat bloomed deep within Taeui's lower abdomen. His knees buckled, and he would have hit the floor if Ilay hadn't caught him. A sweet, overwhelming scent of rain-soaked earth and ozone exploded into the sterile air of the bunker.Taeui gasped, clutching his stomach as his body underwent a sudden, impossible biological rewrite. The universe, in its final moments of destruction, had shifted its rules. He was no longer just a Beta trying to survive a psychopath.He was an Omega. And he was in heat.Ilay’s eyes dilated, turning a dark, predatory pitch-black as his own biology responded, roaring to life as a dominant, feral Alpha. The scent of Taeui’s sudden fertility hit him like a physical blow. The absolute possessiveness he felt wasn't just madness anymore—it was encoded into his very DNA."Ilay..." Taeui whimpered, his instincts completely taking over as he clung to the Alpha's shoulders. "Fix it. Please."Ilay smiled, a dark, triumphant expression. He picked Taeui up effortlessly, carrying him toward the master suite of the bunker. The world outside was a dead, smoking wasteland, but inside, a new legacy was about to begin.Ten years later, the bunker had been converted into a massive, luxurious underground kingdom, fully automated and self-sustaining.Taeui sat on a plush sofa, exhausted but smiling, a beautiful, healthy Omega baby resting against his chest. Around the room, six other chaotic children—all possessing Ilay’s striking features but tempered by Taeui’s expressive eyes—were running wild.There was the eldest Alpha son, already practicing his knife-throwing skills against a target wall. There were the energetic twin Omegas tag-teaming a game of tag, and three toddlers building a fort out of ration crates.Ilay walked into the room, completely ignoring the chaos of his offspring. His eyes locked instantly onto Taeui. He knelt beside the couch, pressing a soft kiss to Taeui’s forehead before gently scenting the newborn baby."Are you happy, Taeui?" Ilay asked, his thumb tracing his Omega's jawline.Taeui looked at his chaotic, beautiful family, then out at the silent, peaceful screens showing the empty, quiet planet. No more kidnappings. No more wars. No more political factions trying to use them as pawns. Just peace."Yeah," Taeui laughed softly, leaning into his Alpha's touch. "I'm happy. You absolute maniac."And against all odds, in the quiet ashes of the old world, they lived happily ever after.