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No but I'm replying so I get notified if someone does

Aren’t they mom and son ..

the concept of this

son of god -> still god -> god impregnated mary -> jesus impregnated mary -> god came out of mary -> god is mary’s child -> jesus establishes church -> jesus becomes husband

jesus christ is basically incest final form, every pedophile’s dream. creator, son, husband all in one. aint that fascinating

Okay so then they basically are mom and son lol

its all of the above since jesus is god and god impregnated mary and also created mary. a patriarch’s wet dream

Boi muhhamad x Jesus now this?? Boi I'm crine

Bruv with that Akutagawa pfp I fear ur the only stupid one out of all Akutagawa fans Boi I'm not even that religious but Jesus did not impregnate Mary The holy spirit DID not Jesus Two different person but still the same role as a God Plus where did you even get this info my guy God the father, holy spirit, and Jesus Christ are three different people but still share the same title as being GodPlus Jesus didn't even marry Mary it's Joseph Bruv atleast Google it out before commenting yo ass

amen lil bro

the holy spirit did not what ?

wait can u finish ur sentences me 2 dum three understand what holy spirit do to jesus and me too misogynistic and not obedient virgin underaged housewife to correlate the church to jesus can did do understand being a hard ass about the technicalities of a religion that massacred and enslaved millions :3

Apolgies for the lack of punctuations The holy spirit did the impregnating not Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is the product of the Impregnation

I am trying my BEST to not be rude af but I am sorry that I am having a stroke reading your comment

jesus whispered in my ear and spoke to me who are u to correct the word of the lord. lying for attention like jesus literally said he loved mary so he isekai’d into mary’s womb so that he would become the closest thing to her, cz mothers love their children more than anything. joseph actually knew of this scandalous affair and the three kings were his pawns set to assassinate jesus that one night all so he could have the very desirable underaged pure virgin girl. but jesus trained centuries heck even a millennia for this moment. his powers that were sealed released that very moment and thus he succeeded, earning loot from each of the assassins. amen

the humble cabin. there, jesus felt safe. he was happy doing what he loved. carpentry was banned in heaven but here on the soil that dampened his soles, he could do all he had longed for. the woman he loved by his side, his mother—his wife. it was all perfect. he thought “this was it, it’s my happy ending!” until one night visions plagued his mind. he was paralyzed by something he had never felt before, something he could not understand. at the center of it all, worst of all, was that those visions contained but a void of his beloved. instead, it was of the man he tried so hard to forget. he forgave, of course he had, but there still remained that speckle of affection. it was him. foolish as he was, the realization that judas was running amok in his mind once more gave him joy. it gave him joy? why? at the sudden acknowledgment came the desires he fought so hard to repress. the tent in his pants was ruled victor. he found the hand that used to carass mary stroking his length to the man that betrayed his trust…

to be continued

Uhm what the actual hell are you saying?? Sorry but this is utterly wrong If Jesus waited for centuries or a millenia to have an intercourse with Mary or wtv u said then with the power of God he could've have made a woman rather than waiting for that long Secondly wym correcting the word of the Lord I'm not even correcting , I'm correcting you cuz everything u js said is wrong and u COULD have googled it first than commenting Third, Joseph didn't even see this as a scandalous affair or what in tarnation u said but he saw it as a blesssing cuz yk u got a child blessed by the heavens( I googled this, I don't read the Bible) and lastly the three kings aren't even his pawns they're scholars from the East not binded by some contract to kill Jesus If they where to assasin Jesus they could've have gotten through title of the three assasins or sum

he told himself it was just the heat of the cabin, just the sweat and the wood dust clouding his judgment. but his hand kept moving, faster now, and the name falling from his lips wasn't mary's, it was judas. he imagined those hands, the same ones that had reached for the silver coins, now reaching for him instead. gripping his hips. pulling him close. he imagined the betrayal not as a kiss on the cheek but as something deeper, something wetter, something that left him breathless and broken in a different way. his back arched against the cot and he bit down on his own fist to keep from crying out. but the vision wouldn't stop. judas on his knees. judas looking up at him with those dark eyes, mouth open, waiting. he came with a strangled gasp, his release spilling over his own fingers, and in that moment he swore he could feel judas's breath on his neck, could almost hear him whisper, "forgive me, rabbi." but the only answer was the silence of the cabin and the sticky warmth cooling on his skin. and the sickening truth that he didn't feel forgiven, he felt seen

i just relayed it how jesus narrated (google probably was jealous because jesus rejected him in his previous regression—irrelevant to the story). i am but his humble messenger. jesus also spoke very deeply about your tendency to not use english correctly, a mortal sin. the next arc is about his impregnation, belly bulging from the eleven most dearest to him (a plan to make judas jealous). scripture out soon

U and Mila should date instead, u guys are both disgusting and crazy af Instead of actually respecting a religion you outright disrespect it by altering the whole ass plot, Google is basically free for simpletons like yall

until the very next moment, he hears a gasp. with white ropes still glistening against his skin, jesus turns his head and sees mary by the door. he had not known at that moment but his release was brought tangible when he screamed the name of the man still clouding his thoughts. but mary heard. she saw the look in his eyes, the way his hips rose and dipped, the pleasure that came over him. she heard and saw all of it.


and she liked it.