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No roast, no toast

Sezyloco August 11, 2026 8:12 pm

#givejooalotto. Joo Yeomin is the only bottom (looking at kim dan fr) who looks like he’s permanently being viewed through a fish-eye lens. He has the survival instincts of a newborn deer on a frozen lake, navigating a dam trillion gazzilion by making the absolute worst decisions humanly possible. This man is a walking, breathing tragedy who genuinely believes that working 24-hour shifts at a convenience store is a solid financial strategy against ishiwspeed loan sharks. He’s got that classic "Stuart Little" energy, looking so fragile and malnourished that a strong gust of wind or a stern look from Yeon Tae-seo could genuinely send him into a coma. Instead of using logic, his ultimate defense mechanism against a toxic, billionaire stalker is to just overwork himself until his organs shut down, hoping that fainting will magically solve his problems. He tries to run away from a chaebol heir who has unlimited money and security guards, yet he lacks the situational awareness to realize he’s basically running in a straight line on a treadmill. He’s frikin spongebob for red flags, and watching him try to set boundaries is like watching a wet paper towel try to stop a bulldozer.

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