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Oh, My God...

Phime August 30, 2026 10:04 am

...would somebody PLEASE think of the children!?!?! Wait, NO! I DIDN'T MEAN MAKE IT A FAMILY SPECIAL!

Hahahahaha!

This was the stupidest thing I think I've ever read, but I kinda loved it. The random people in the peanut gallery who inevitably just went "what the actual fuck even is this game? Why is this happening?" And my absolute favorite line, possibly of of all time: "That's it, I'm calling the authorities"

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