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GENUINE CRISIS EVERYONE PLS HELP

JJ2006 September 5, 2026 7:03 pm

Guys help I think I embarrassed myself.
I met this guy at my first university party. He approached me, introduced me to his friends and showed me around campus. Later, he suddenly found my instagram and send his number. He said that if I ever have questions I can text him. He also said that he‘ll be happy to see me again. Idk if he‘s gay or was just being nice.

After that he gave me access to his private instagram stories. Some were funny so I liked a few and he also liked a song I posted on Instagram.
Eventually, I texted him because I had a question about healthcare stuff and he replied nonchalant after hours of waiting.

NOW THE CRISIS: He posted a photo of a shop where they sell perfumes. His photo shows a perfume of a brand called „nonchalant“ and he writes „For 6 euros, this perfume really is anything but nonchalant“. And then he posted a photo of a Hello Kitty Perfume saying „I would rather buy this Hello Kitty Perfume“.

I gave this story a like and you know what he suddenly texts me??? He texts „Update: I didn‘t buy this perfume. I would have needed too many condoms which I couldn‘t pay for“ Did he think he could rizz up some girls with a hello kitty perfume? Lowkey that was a funny joke.

WHAT THE FUCK. Send help. I already talked to chatgpt about this. I was flabbergastered. What do straight guys reply to this?
I replied: You little rascal
and: You can let me get you that for your birthday

Did I mess up? What would you have written to that??? I don‘t wanna sound uncool and I wanna stay in his private ig story…
Wouldn‘t say I have a crush on him but idk

Responses
    sash123 September 5, 2026 6:51 pm

    dw you replied just fine, not completely disinterested but not too invested on what he's doing dw dw it's good

    zenniee September 5, 2026 7:01 pm

    i think u have a crush on him and that's okay

    Khr September 5, 2026 7:37 pm

    Idk why you asked here when I feel like majority of us ain't even straight. (Bi)
    Anyways I believe your answer is okay.

    it's just that idk maybe I read too much on it:

    1. He found your socials and made the first move
    2. Nonchalant response to your message
    3. A mixed signal reply about 6, specifically for you

    I just hope that it's my delusions that you see what I see... are they perhaps flirting with you? ミ●﹏☉ミ

    JJ2006 September 5, 2026 8:02 pm
    Idk why you asked here when I feel like majority of us ain't even straight. (Bi)Anyways I believe your answer is okay. it's just that idk maybe I read too much on it: 1. He found your socials and made the first... Khr

    Thank you so much for your message. This is exactly what I‘ve been thinking. I don‘t have anyone to talk about this with which is why I talk about such things on mangago.
    A few minutes ago, he replied with 3 messages. I could only read the last one which is „ My size isn't even available in regular stores“ and that emoji with the tongue out and a wink. Call me an ambulance. My message about the birthday gift wasn‘t about the condoms but about the Hello Kitty perfume.
    Lowkey tiered of this. I never had a crush on anyone but there once was a guy in school just like him. He was being super nice but turns out he wasn‘t gay/bi.
    I don‘t wanna be annoying. I just write this here for others to read and reply for as well so you don‘t have to reply if u dont want to. But I really appreciate your message because its good to hear exactly what I’m thinking from a real human and not from chatgpt