guys why was no one telling me there’s a gay subplot??

with the jolly fat dude and the malnourished sad dude??? like pardon my adjectives but what??? Guys istg if they looked conventionally attractive i already know dem gon be on some enemies to lovers storyline. Like Im literally taking a break from my bingeread to type ts out. tf you mean “No one else has ever seen through my soul like this.” or “Only we can understand each other.” or “This is the face that convinced you to let go of your treasures” *Insert long eye contact.* WTFFFFFF YALL its so peak like I SEE GAY SO I SAY GAY open yall eyes OPEN EM