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The rapist actually getting raped…? YES. I’LL STROKE MY IMAGINARY DICK SO HARD IT CATC...

Viel September 18, 2026 12:06 pm

The rapist actually getting raped…? YES. I’LL STROKE MY IMAGINARY DICK SO HARD IT CATCHES FIRE, BURNS THROUGH THE ENTIRE ATMOSPHERE, AND SUCKS ALL THE OXYGEN OUT OF THE EARTH. THE FIRE WILL SPREAD UNTIL EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET IS REDUCED TO ASHES. BUT THEN MY IMAGINARY SEMEN FROM MY IMAGINARY DICK WILL FLOOD THE DEAD EARTH, FIND ONE SINGLE LIVING CELL, AND BRING IT BACK TO LIFE! AND CREATE A WHOLE NEW SPECIES.

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    Viel September 18, 2026 12:08 pm

    I might've overreacted a lil bit.

    cottoncandy September 18, 2026 12:16 pm

    This is the funniest comment I have read today omg (⌒▽⌒)

    NicoZor September 18, 2026 12:43 pm

    I'm fucking crying this comment is bright gold