guys im so scared of getting hemorrhoids

i have it and it's not that bad honestly no need to be scared (▰˘◡˘▰)

Fun Fact: We're all born with hemorrhoids

Everyone has hemorrhoids but rarely does it bother people bc they're basically just veins in your anus and rectum, only when they swell and enlarge do they cause problems, but that only happens due to strain, pregnancy, sitting on the toilet for too long, diarrhea, low fiber, obesity, and anal intercourse

If you ever get them, get 'preparation H'

u promise?

fuck I check all the boxes of what causes it

i will, and then I'll make the doctors sew my asshole shut

Lmao girl dw, I had hemorrhoids years ago and it wasn't that bad. Obv I freaked out at first, but anyone could get it! The only uncomfortable part is the fact that I had to put this fat thumb plastic thing, with medicine on it, and basically finger my ass. One of the most humiliating and embarrassing sht bruh, good thing my family bought it for me LMAO