I jumped from the toilet while the poop clinging to my butt and clapped when they kissed

The way I chocked on air when I read this comment .......and I was in a room full of people with pindrop silence

Thanks twin ur comment reminded me to take a fart, just gave out a loud stinky one

Lmfaooooo now that’s filthy

uh but if you clapped, where did the phone go?