Mm

I agree. It’s truly horrible as it is. Unfortunately, only death can set you free from a palace—or rather, a harem. In reality, she’s forced to follow the rules just to survive, and that’s incredibly complicated.

Maybe I’m just pessimistic and I don’t like dealing with bullshitand like I know, they say, as long as you survive, as long as you get through it, but nahhh. I’m just gonna have to kill myself. I will not be fighting over used dick. I would not even fight over the used dick that I own at this particular moment in time. You can have him and those three children of his. Didn’t nobody sign up to be no single mother. Ain’t nobody personally gonna make me the driver of the struggle bus. I’ma just throw myself under it. It ain’t that serious and technically all roads lead to death.

I would make a damn good queen though. I make sure to do my job correctly, but the only thing I don’t like is people who can’t do their jobs so they would be dealt with. Like let the king be away from his desk for 10 minutes or more, like no the northern Duke would be taking his place or the second prince. Like let my husband step out of line, I’ma fuck his brother on the way to fuck his daddy as I’m rounding the corner to his cousins house and texting a play-by-play. We ain’t doing this. I will be on ancestry.com lining bitches up just to fuck with him. There won’t be no fight. You can’t lose a fight when you’re constantly taking shots and dunking them every time.

In the modern world, I agree—I wouldn’t fight. And in a world like that, I’d just fade into the background; I’d never be summoned by the Emperor, but that’s fine by me. A meager life, devoid of sex—the real problem is other women. They’re always grasping for power over everything. They seek favors to secure the support of their own factions, and they’re determined to make their own children the next Emperor. I suspect I’d end up being killed… no one would ever let me live in peace, lol.

In the modern world, I agree—I wouldn’t fight. And in a world like that, I’d just fade into the background; I’d never be summoned by the Emperor, but that’s fine by me. A meager life, devoid of sex—the real problem is other women. They’re always grasping for power over everything. They seek favors to secure the support of their own factions, and they’re determined to make their own children the next Emperor. I suspect I’d end up being killed… no one would ever let me live in peace, lol.