Sir, please. You are not some wistful 13 year old in love with the most beautiful guy in school who is banging every girl in your class. This man is actively banging YOU. In fact, he's obviously obsessed with you. You WILL be going with him, wherever he ends up. I suspect he would become physically ill if he had to be apart from you for too long. This idol delusion is ludicrous. He's not a saint. He's an idiot. Sir, I need you to stop crying. Please. This is embarrassing for all of us. Please do not settle for shit sir.
Sir, please. You are not some wistful 13 year old in love with the most beautiful guy in school who is banging every girl in your class. This man is actively banging YOU. In fact, he's obviously obsessed with you. You WILL be going with him, wherever he ends up. I suspect he would become physically ill if he had to be apart from you for too long. This idol delusion is ludicrous. He's not a saint. He's an idiot. Sir, I need you to stop crying. Please. This is embarrassing for all of us. Please do not settle for shit sir.