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omg i laughed out loud
Wow you are the best LMAO!!
Amazing.. how do u know that
Goddamn I almost forgot how interacting with people used to be! Thank you for this, it's very useful
Gather around kids, I will teach all all you need to know about yaoi logic:
1 -Your partner is feelings insecure because you never told them you love them, you previously flirted around with women while out on a diner with them, you called them a whore and many other things... Is this you? In this case here's the solution:
Threaten them with a knife and tell them you'll butcher them until they almost piss themselves, that'll take the insecurity away since they'll be too busy getting therapy to give a shit about insecurity in love. And there! Your problem is solved
2 -Your friend that you obsess about wants to go out with someone else? How dare he not obsess with you as well!! Here's the solution:
Strangle him until he submits and becomes too weak to refuse your advances. Nothing feels better than having a blowjob after being strangled and fearing for your life