The story of the man and his chicken did that for me ... : http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/children_can_t_choose_their_parents/ - just too weird.
Oh please nothing is as disturbing as a man falling in "love" with a yeti
Having children with a chicken does not strike you as weird? Yes a yeti is weird to, but a chicken is a lot smaller than a human.
....the yeti was three times bigger than the human....the yeti ate the human afterwards
they're both weird af
Okay, but the father crushed his offspring with his fist, scrambled eggs and human on the menu! (was the yeti female?) LOL both very, very bizarre!
Just realized, my story was not yaoi, the chicken was female, so you win!
....the chicken was a female......oh dear god how does that even work....I will never eat chicken ever again
This one did that to me, here's a summary: there's twins where one killed the other and after fell in love with an author who connected spiritually with the dead twin and had mental sex with the dead one behind the alive twins back. Somehow he brought the dead twin and alive twin together mentally to have sex since the dead one had been in love/obsessed with his twin and the author just wanted them together. In the end the twins end up together and the author dug up the dead twins grave and the alive twin licks his bones to connect...They all end up together in some disturbing way...
http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/samenai_yume/
Haha when I read the chinko too I was like ok onto shoujo manga now
Y-y-yeah, I remember that one now, necrophilia is right up there with chicken and yeti sex!
I read it, and I feel like I shouldn't have. It cannot be unseen.
Brrruucck-buk-buk-buk ....
Okay, we've seen the chicken-yeti-dead guys, but bonsai?
http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/nightmare_fortress/
... admittedly, Uki Ogasawara draws the hottest pine trees ever ...
What about the guy who licks the (penis shaped) stamens on a flower, and it turns out to be the dick of some sort of flower fairy - but the 'dew' from the flower is enough to assuage his hunger pains?
bwahahahaha
There was also the one where the guy took a bite into a mochi and it turned out to be a deity's butt, which he then proceeded to rape mochi the deity. http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/kunpuu_tango/
Right, and after they have sex, flower fairy gives birth to a peach or something, which starving boy promptly ate with no ethical dilemma whatsoever.
It seems as though being a mochi deity excuses everything ....
Djidod
Have you ever read a yaoi that was just so weird that you just say "That's enough internet for today"? For me, it was the one with the chinko. Not that the story was bad (I actually find it to be one of my favorite), but it was just plain weird.