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*totally innocent girl wearing a mask furtively coming to buy things from the suspicious person* ~

Anyway there should be still 2 more weeks to go between the next update cause of the hiatus ;(

Oh, did not know they were on hiatus...thanks
*See anything you would like to buy?* Coat opens wider to display selection of cheeky items, turns out coat is like a Harry Potter camping tent and contains a full show room and cat cafe.

:p

*admire the coat and take out a suitcase full of cash* I want the coat please!

Sold! to the totally innocent girl wearing a mask. *takes off coat to reveal that that is, unfortunately, all the suspicious figure is wearing. Hands over coat and walks off down the street with cash*

Innocent girl looks inside the coat to find the store and cat cafe missing, and a pint size version of Godzilla leaps out to strike terror into the heart of the city. A ghostly "Muahahaha" is heard in the distance. Suspicious figure is now clothed in shadowy substance.

*stares at the suspicious naked person and takes the coat* ヾ(☆▽☆)

*Totally innocent girl wearing a mask transforms into a totally violent enraged girl from the scam and run after the suspicious person swearing vengeance!*

The words caveat emptor appear in the air in front of the girl and transform into a cage to hold her back from getting revenge, then a list worthy of only an electronics company or Facebook begin scrolling in front of her, listing terms and conditions of purchase.
Naked person has now vanished in a crowd or suspiciously naked other people.

*enraged girl now confused stares at the list and marvels at nowadays technology!*

*totally innocent girl not so enraged anymore snaps out of it and summons her heavenly katana to cut through the cage*

*shouts into the distance* Someday I will definitely find you again!! * and then happily proceeds to find handsome guys among the suddenly naked people*

Okay - you have me there ... LOL - thanks! That was fun!

Hahaha yeah xD