Sold! to the totally innocent girl wearing a mask. *takes off coat to reveal that that is, unfortunately, all the suspicious figure is wearing. Hands over coat and walks off down the street with cash*
Innocent girl looks inside the coat to find the store and cat cafe missing, and a pint size version of Godzilla leaps out to strike terror into the heart of the city. A ghostly "Muahahaha" is heard in the distance. Suspicious figure is now clothed in shadowy substance.
The words caveat emptor appear in the air in front of the girl and transform into a cage to hold her back from getting revenge, then a list worthy of only an electronics company or Facebook begin scrolling in front of her, listing terms and conditions of purchase.
Naked person has now vanished in a crowd or suspiciously naked other people.
*enraged girl now confused stares at the list and marvels at nowadays technology!*
*totally innocent girl not so enraged anymore snaps out of it and summons her heavenly katana to cut through the cage*
*shouts into the distance* Someday I will definitely find you again!! * and then happily proceeds to find handsome guys among the suddenly naked people*
Am I the only one stalking the main page for the next update? *looks furtively around while wearing a suspicious trench coat* By the way - I have some items to sell ... opens trench coat slowly ...
LOL - Anyways happy, yet anxious, to wait until it arrives.