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I was talking to my brother about same-sex relationships. Our thoughts and opinions. Then we breached the topic about babies. My brother was doing this long spiel about adoption and surrogacy, and my dumbass... just blurted something embarrassing.
Ready? Out of nowhere, I say "Surrogacy? Why would they need that? He can just get pregnant and have the baby himself. Isn't that easier?"
My brother short-circuited. I hadn't realised what I had said until he threw a pilow at my face. He told me to get some sleep and pretend we never had that conversation. AHHHHHHHHHH!! My brain to mouth filter!?!?! Was where!?!? Oh my god. Never in my life have I slipped this bad. My dignity ╥﹏╥
Thank you so much for the laugh! Cute story!
Somebody help the man.