this is going to be nitpicky but i crashed into a canal once and once I got out the first thing I hear is along the lines of ‘oh lady driver, makes sense’ and I had to just stare at him. what do you want me to do? grow a dick to reattach my headlights? 1 reply
Okra. I’ll take it blanched, fried, freeze dried. My friends think it’s vegetable variety of snot though.
If I die and miraculously appear in front of you, hand me a glass of draft beer. if I don’t puke it out, then you’re talking to a skinwalker wearing my meatsuit. 2 reply
did made a horrible mistake
