Search up 'Mr. Hands video' that was so cute and wholesome. When he took care of the horses it was adorable. Srsly, more ppl should be like him 2 reply
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"Get Outta My Swamp? PFFT How About Cum Inside Of My Green Bussy?"
Shrek and Ted Cruz were best friends, one day Shrek decides tease Ted, Shrek ran hotly toward Ted and said "Zodiac Killer! Catch me if you can♡" Ted was furious so he teased back at him saying "Get outta my swamp!" Shrek looked back at him with glistening eyes and a boner, he hasn't told anyone but whenever he goes to hi swamp he masturbates on the thought of "get out of my swamp" because that sentence turns him on, Shrek corners Ted and says "you said you wanna cum inside of my green bussy?" Ted blushed, the was flustered and horny by the sight of his best friend being dominant, "I'll fuck your brains out Shrek" Ted replied now with a boner "Why don't we fuck now?" Shrek says "My pleasure" Ted replies, he pulls down Shrek's pants and sucks him off Shrek moans and cum "Big load ey bud?" Ted says while rubbing Shrek's balls, Shrek blushes and Ted motorboats his balls shrek squirts with pleasure and says "My bitties is being eaten by your face" Shrek says seductively, Ted pushes Shrek down and licks his green sexy nipples, Shrek pulls Ted and rides him, Ted moans and they fuck, 'His wet hot bussy makes my dick feel like it's melting' Ted Cruz though "s-so good" Shrek says moaning, Ted feels this solid coming out of Shrek and pulls out, he looks and says in shock "GREEN SHIT?!" Turns out Ted had a growing scat fetish and was even more turned on, Ted licks Shrek's ass and says in delight "delish" Shrek blushes and says to fuck him now, Ted fucks Shrek harder than before while biting his nipple, they both moan, and Ted is close to cumming so he pulls out and gives Shrek a facial, Ted puts his dick in again and fucks Shrek, once again he feels something, but it's hard and- "FLUFFY?" Ted shouts, Shrek was confused till he feels his prostate being touched being pushed by "Donkey?!" They both shout, "The sex you both had was hot so I wanted to join" Ted and Shrek agrees and gave consent, cuh we don't like rape >:((,so Shrek gets fucked by Ted while Donkey is fingering Ted, Donkey puts his hairy dick inside of Ted and the three moan together, thrusting and thrusting. Ted shits and Donkey pulls out and fingers Ted to get his shit and he licks it, Donkey puts it in again and he kept thrusting and then he pees inside of Ted and licks Ted's ass.
The air was heavy, and the wind was strong. As you both take a step he suddenly asks "So we're almost graduating already huh?" "yeah, can't believe it" you replied, the awkwardness is noticeable as both of you realized you might be separated due to the fact both of you might be entering a different universities, "well we can still contact eachother through texting and calling one another " he said, trying to reasure you "haha yea, I suppose so don't try to change your number" you laughed nervously.After the conversation with your friend you both head to your classes and go on with the day. The bell rings, and school's already over. You took your stuff and headed to your home. You see your friend infront of your house, you both made eye contact but he ignores you. You were confused, you walked toward him and said jokingly "so you're ignoring me now huh?" he replied "I'm sorry" you were confused "what? Why" "I'm really sorry" he said tearing up, you shook his shoulders and asked worriedly "what the fuck? are you okay??" "Please forgive me, I think that" "WHAT?" You asked "I think that i love you but i know I'm not supposed to" you were shocked and took a step back "wh-what?" "in really sorry, I'm disgusting, I'm sorry" he said in tears and ran away, you stood there shocked and confuses but you felt guilt since you know you don't like him but you still don't want to hurt him, you called him but he didn't answer, you ran to his house and knocked, and knocked, and knocked. No answer, you walked out in frustration and went to the playground where you and your friend always hang out in. You saw him there, you ran to him faster than he could react and hugged him. "I'm sorry too" you said tearing up "I don't like you, but I don't find you disgusting, I would prefer it if we were friends so I'm really sor-" "no no its fine" he said smiling "I hope you'll get a girlfriend and be married some day, I'll be fine, you will forget about me, and our little relationship. I'm okay with you rejecting me" he said "really?? you'll be fine with us being friends?" "But I'm afraid that i cannot promises we made together, after this interaction please forget about me. All of this. Don't think of me as a friend anymore, I am just another stranger to you now. I'm sorry we can't be friends since it wold only hurt more" "but what about-"
You wake up
You wake up to your friend that was the same friend as the one in your dream and he said "get stick bugged lol" and he slapped you and said "get stick rolled lol"