is he... trying to get him killed by getting caught cheating...
how long do you think > I < have been waiting for this?
*ain shoves his fist up his ass* yeah no its actually an ancient northern custom and uuhhhh its suppose to symbolize how we must reach for our partners hearts in, like, unconventional or even shameful places to prove our love *gargles his michel's balls* an dis if for profen we awe wiwwing to chofke dowm uncomwfortwblw troofs amn pest awe woyaty
saying that while clinging to him for dear life makes it reeeeeally believable that you want him gone













