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jourdain's experience ( All 1 )

many many many many many people have asked for an update and here it is....I GOT THAT SHIT OUT. I went to the sex shop and i opened up to the cashier. His name is Geoffrey, he's 23 and lowkey hot af. I told him all about my situation and he lowkey was on the same wavelength as me and offered to help. As in help he fisted me while I pushed shit out ......   2 reply
22 04,2021

jourdain's answer ( All 3 )

many many many many many people have asked for an update and here it is....I GOT THAT SHIT OUT. I went to the sex shop and i opened up to the cashier. His name is Geoffrey, he's 23 and lowkey hot af. I told him all about my situation and he lowkey was on the same wavelength as me and offered to help. As in help he fisted me while I pushed shit out ......   4 reply
22 04,2021
jourdain 22 04,2021
well shit i just wanted some damn help.   1 reply
22 04,2021
fellow masturbator here! hey i got a hot dog stuck in my ass anyone have any advice on how to get it out?   2 reply
21 04,2021

jourdain's question ( All 4 )

So many of you may know me by my immaculate "hot dog booty" posts i made, well i have another problem. On my work shift my boss got flirty with me, he's married, has 5 kids and probably loaded af idk, but anyway. he starts getting touchy with me and to make a long story short I cheated on my bf with my boss, fuck covid i wanted some d. BUT HERE'S WHERE IT GETS FUCKED UP. I later found my boss's watch in our bed. My boss wears the same gold rolex with a scratch on the tip of it. I took it to him the next day and he admitted to screwing my bf too. Should i tell my bf I cheated on him, or do i not bc my bf was cheating on me too? 3some with my boss maybe to settle it? Idfk what do I do?
12 05,2021
So many of you may know me by my immaculate "hot dog booty" posts i made, well i have another problem. On my work shift my boss got flirty with me, he's married, has 5 kids and probably loaded af idk, but anyway. he starts getting touchy with me and to make a long story short I cheated on my bf with my boss, fuck covid i wanted some d. BUT HERE'S WHERE IT GETS FUCKED UP. I later found my boss's watch in our bed. My boss wears the same gold rolex with a scratch on the tip of it. I took it to him the next day and he admitted to screwing my bf too. Should i tell my bf I cheated on him, or do i not bc my bf was cheating on me too? 3some with my boss maybe to settle it? Idfk what do I do?
12 05,2021
explicit warning here, yeah so i am currently single and desperate af. I'm a gay guy just quarintining in LA. im also horny. So I don't own any dildos at the moment. I tried buying one at a nearby sex shop but the cashier was too hot to talk to so i just gave up. I tried ordering online but i got indesicive on which one to get. So my dumb ass had the smart idea, "oh jourdain, why not use a hot dog?". Yeah worst desicion in my life. To make a long story short I got a hot dog stuck in my ass while streaming Montero by lil nas x. It's been 2 fucking days and that shit won't fucking budge. Should I use Oscar Meyer hot dogs or stick with the ones I get from Aldi's?
21 04,2021
explicit warning here, yeah so i am currently single and desperate af. I'm a gay guy just quarintining in LA. im also horny. So I don't own any dildos at the moment. I tried buying one at a nearby sex shop but the cashier was too hot to talk to so i just gave up. I tried ordering online but i got indesicive on which one to get. So my dumb ass had the smart idea, "oh jourdain, why not use a hot dog?". Yeah worst desicion in my life. To make a long story short I got a hot dog stuck in my ass while streaming Montero by lil nas x. It's been 2 fucking days and that shit won't fucking budge. Should I use Oscar Meyer hot dogs or stick with the ones I get from Aldi's? oh and how do i get this hot dog out my ass?
21 04,2021

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