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hot dog booty.
explicit warning here, yeah so i am currently single and desperate af. I'm a gay guy just quarintining in LA. im also horny. So I don't own any dildos at the moment. I tried buying one at a nearby sex shop but the cashier was too hot to talk to so i just gave up. I tried ordering online but i got indesicive on which one to get. So my dumb ass had the smart idea, "oh jourdain, why not use a hot dog?". Yeah worst desicion in my life. To make a long story short I got a hot dog stuck in my ass while streaming Montero by lil nas x. It's been 2 fucking days and that shit won't fucking budge. Should I use Oscar Meyer hot dogs or stick with the ones I get from Aldi's?
thats a hard hotdog if u tell me, no pun intended. but 2 days??? u better clean ur ass real good or it will be infested w maggots but i wont say anyth if u like it that way reply
have you tried taking a laxative? Have you tried clozapine. Side effects may include weight gain, fever, nausea, vision problems, and DEATH... but the reviews are nice... reply
many many many many many people have asked for an update and here it is....I GOT THAT SHIT OUT. I went to the sex shop and i opened up to the cashier. His name is Geoffrey, he's 23 and lowkey hot af. I told him all about my situation and he lowkey was on the same wavelength as me and offered to help. As in help he fisted me while I pushed shit out ...... 4 reply
