Ok my family was eating watermelon, and my dad, he likes to joke around a lot and told us a story about a kid who ate a watermelon seed and grew in to a watermelon. And again he was obviously joking. and ofc even though it was a joke i believed it. And well I ate a seed and I started to cry telling my mother i didnt want to live the rest of my life...... reply
did learn foreign languages
did stay up too late reading yaoi
