Like why they gotta be extra and swap spit with their dogs? And then they’ll be like it’s how they show affection, as if there’s no other way. I kiss my pet’s forehead, or cuddle them if they like it, give them pets and treats. Your pet knows you love em, you don’t need to French kiss jfc ( ̄へ ̄) reply
backstory: alexei is an avid true crime nerd and spends his free time in old crime scenes, hoping to find some clue/ new lead on cold cases. One day, he met a twink that could talk to ghosts, and then they teamed up, fuck and fall in love. The next person who creates a male version of themselves after me will be my uke. (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ haha 1 reply