Lmaooooo, you guys know the anime Haikyuu!! right? Well, yeah. Sooooo, I joined my school's volleyball team because I thought it would be dope to jump like Hinata or block like Tsukki(or whatever his name is, totally forgot).
After 1 week of tryouts, I made it and yesterday was my first game. Today I had to go to practice and then someone decided to SPIKE the ball when you were supposed to practice your serves and sets so I set the spiked ball cuz I'm a fuck and broke my pinky.
It hurts to type so bad but I thought it would be humorous so yes, this is the story of how my obsession with Haikyuu became how I broke my pinky. (Btw this took forever for me to type.)
G U Y S. I dunno if this happens to anyone else but for the past 7 days, I've been waking up at exactly 5:22 AM(but I'm supposed to wake up at 7:00 AM for classes). Like, EXACTLY AT THAT TIME. I'm so confused. No one wakes me up, I just....open my eyes and look at the time and BOOOOOM IT'S 5:22.
Also, today...I woke up at 5:22 because of a dream. I had a dream I crushed a spider with really long legs. In ELA class, I saw the exact same spider and watched it get hit by an orange eraser.
After I tried going back to sleep after dreaming and waking up because of the spider, I had another dream. It was one where I was hanging in my room with my a dog I did not know.
The dog suddenly turned into a handsome anime dude with white hair((๑•ㅂ•)و✧ SCORE!). He told me he loved me. I screamed and he ran away. Afterwards, years past and I was an adult and a teacher(poor me), and then I was walking in the neighbor hood when I saw a few family members surround a hole in their wall and was yelling profoundly. I looked to see what they were yelling at and I saw the dog that transformed into a human!!!!
But he was still a dog. There were cats there, too. I asked the family why they were abusing the animals and they replied with, "THEY'RE DEMONS! THEY CAN TRANSFORM INTO ONE OF US!" So I quickly grabbed all the animals and ran. Afterwards, they lived in my house as humans and the handsome human who could also be a dog was now my boyfriend.
One day, I dropped something on the ground and asked him to get it for me. He bent down to pick it up and then screamed. Suddenly one of my classmates stand up from under the bed!
She said that she was Lizzie but her real name was Daisy irl(there are millions of Daisy's in the world, I'm not exposing her) and she said that she was stalking me under my bed for years.
I was so scared so I woke up and then went to school. Now I feel like since the spider thing happened, what if there really is a stalker under my bed? I never check and now I'm too afraid to. If you read till the end, kudos to you.
You might be waking up at that time because your biological clock has been set to that specific time and sometimes stuff happens coincidentally and well the rest of the story (your dream) looks like a plot for some d graded anime ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ but anyway it seemed interesting.
Not to be that one weird kid lol... but your seeing 5:22 everyday could be a higher power trying to give you a sign. Like I see 11 minutes after the hour like 4:11, 9:11 ect. on the clock everyday, like I don't even try to, I'll just randomly look at the clock or something with the number 11 on it lol. Anywho, I did some reasearch on that shit, and it was pretty intresting, you should try it to, just look up "why do I keep seeing 22 after the hour?" or 5:22 or whatever. :)
Like, I don't mean to be racist or something but please recommend me some tanned/dark skinned bottoms? Thanks.
Its not racist to ask for that. lol here is a good list http://www.mangago.me/home/mangalist/37233/
Bruh that's not even racist and I'm black..... but anyway here is two I know
http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/principle_side_hentai/
http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/neon_sign_amber/
KAWAII OBAKA-KUN IS GOOD
Omg guys, I'm so fucking sad. Like, you don't care...but Imma still vent on the Internet because none of my friends want to hear me being extra.
My friend bought me yandere sim merch that was EXPENSIVE, but....it was a small. I am angry that my size...IS NOT A SMALL. (I feel so bad, I wish I was a small.) The point is: I'm not mad at her for getting me a small...I'm mad at myself for not being able to fit it. She literally tells me that I look good in in, BUT I LOOK CHUBBY, UGLY, AND STUPID(because goddamn, the shirt makes my tiny chest look huge) but I wish she'd tell me the truth.
Omg, why did I have to get so fat? (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
Thanks for reading/scrolling/ignoring me being so extra in a vent post, lmao.
If there is something you don't like about yourself, change it. If you can't change it naturally, learn to love it.
I have so many traits that I used to hate about myself or feel self conscious of. But over time I learned to accept them as part of who I am, and now they've become traits I love about myself.
For example, I have one ear that is normal and one ear that is folded over at the top. It used to make me self conscious, but I eventually came to love it because it makes me unique and it actually looks cute! I call it my floppy dog ear xD
You gotta make it work.
Instead of being sad that you can't fit into that shirt, use it as motivation to lose weight so you CAN fit into it. Work towards one small, reachable goal at a time and become the you that is confident and happy.
Yo, I don't care if you're gonna go on a diet or not, just no touching my salad!
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Hmm, can y'all recommend me some BL with lots of sexual tension but when they actually have sex, it's like....THE BEST.
(Or takame can be my savior and maybe have a list for me? I doubt it tho.)
are you talking about my tension list? lol.
http://www.mangago.me/home/mangalist/44244/
for sexual tension, my favourite is datte maou-sama and 10 dance.
:^) Hey, please recommend me some BLs with a confident and strong uke?
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HELL YE IT ISSS.
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