Dude dipped one finger into his bussy as if he was checking the temperature of it and decided it was enough for his third leg
I'm not one to beg for authors to portray everything so realistically like doing an enema or eating tons of fiber bc like it's not a documentary it's a smutty romcom, but BRUH it's genuinely baffling how little research they do or maybe they just don't care at all but LUBE IS NON NEGOTIABLE!!! why do these people think it's like some kind of privilege when it's a necessity for gay sex. Like it's literally so unsexy as well to just ram it in dry wtf. It doesn't even take that much time up to include either.









No bcz I'm sure those honkers are really heavy Ian. Lemme hold them for you while you take that call.
Lmaooo