I wish i had a dick that could shoot laser on the ppl i want to have my kid and they become instantly pregnant men women non binary gender fluid everyone
THAT WOULD BE A GREAT STORY TO WRITE
Dude what
no cus I understand
There was a bl i read but i cant find it anymore
Its about a college student with a dick that can be attached to anyone and this dick is like can make anything pregnant even a teddy bear so then he had sex w his boyfriend not knowing if the boyfriends dick is the normal dick or the other dick so he got pregnant
Idk what that is but that sounds fucking hilarious pls lmk if you find the name
Me too
I love when ukes make the o face god it makes me want to put my imaginary dick in their mouth
I wish i had a dick …
you can always use a strap <3
Somehow whenever i make a weird comment you’re there
Dont judge me pls …
we listen and we dont judge
I wont feel a thing
ask to the god of Missing pepper case to give you a dih
I will
Next comment ur gonna find me w a dick
I hate the ppl that hate on u js cuz u like twinks
God forbid i have a diff taste
most probably cause "twinks" is kinda seen as negative word, many people misunderstand when you say twinks, they think we want weak dependent pushover,or girl with dick (not that girls are weak, but its potrayed mostly) or something...
ngl if youre on yaoitwt its the opposite, so many tradjoshis on there i constantly see buff uke hate on my tl
it's straight girls misusing the word when they actually mean to call guys the f slur
Bro tf ? I didn’t know abt that and most definitely didn’t mean that
I once read a comment that stuck with me till this day
It was on a sad manhwa went to read the comments and a person said “i am now picking at my pubic hair to distract myself from sadness” i still think about it
HUH
Imagine if we were all dicks and have humans as genitals that would be cool
A person who thinks all the time
im trying to visualize this but im struggling
Trust its a cool idea
I had a stroke thinking about this but i can now see it
I have several questions.
1) Are the balls attached to the Dick or are they attached behind the humans heads so the humans can be attached to the dicks. Or are the humans suspended between the gigantic balls of the dick...... Basically does the balls go with the Dick or do they go with the human.
2) Will women human also be attached to dicks??? Seems very misogynistic to me NGL.
3) So rn, human being cover their dicks right. And if the humans are attached to the dicks, we still cover the dicks. But will the humans attached to dicks wear tiny clothes like tiny shirts and tiny shorts and tiny boots and socks and all???
1. The balls will be with the dick as legs
2.im thinking women should be a walking pussy
3.the little humans r gonna be covered w the dicks clothes js like rn
Ok now I can imagine a bit better. Thanks.
your mind is amazing
human creativity is wonderful
Ikr i got plenty of ideas imagine what else can this little brain create
I wish dicks actually glow
Yeah, and on New Year's night everyone gathers in the town square and has a sword fight.
Kinda weird but
I wish a man would put glitter in his tip hole so when he cums its glittery yk ? God i wanna fucking see that
Now i see it too. Or chocolate syrup as he cums.
Its a little hard to find something VERY specific but theres no stopping u to doing it urself tho
time for you to open ao3
I dont have a dick
Trust me I wouldn’t be saying that if i had a dick i would instantly js do it
Holy yummy u had me wanting to try a dick for the first time
Why ? Do they do it there ?
they certainly do it there, everything exists in ao3, and if it doesnt, you can do it yourself
Lemme grow a dick first
no but like you write it
Me too! （￣へ￣）
All these bl ukes makes me want to grow a dick cuz god they look fucking hot and im not even into men
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Q. For girls
If u could get a dick and you can choose the type of semen what would u choose ?
Personally i want a glittery purple semen
I want pink semen that glows in the dark and squirts into pretty shapes like swirls, smells like vanilla and cocoa and has a pretty stain after
HOLY SHIT THATS BEAUTIFUL !
clear but glittery pink glitter to be more specific
similar to @minimimi’s specifically that ethereal pink glitter that can catch the light perfectly on the chest (see: mude p01 disco), hypoallergenic, moisturizing, spf50 and smells faintly like powder and milk. yep
I might maybe want u to give me a sample