I think this is going to be a story ultimately about traumas. Alas the beta-->omega transition being what leads to intimacy is a bad trope, but I'm pretty sure ml is actually interested in mc, but has a severe big T csa trauma, and is repulsed by sex. Especially how he says he hasn't been with anyone since getting together with mc. MC also has a big T trauma, but the both of them dont communicate with each other (God i am tired of miscommunication trope)









Every now and then, someone outside of all this presents the snakes 2 dicks fact like its a weird and zany and "who would possibly know this" fact. I have to pretend to be surprised with them, because they cannot know that I already know bc of this kinda shit
I’m in the wildlife field and I still only found because of this shit
I found out tigers and many other big felines have spikes in their dicks because of shit like this too
I’m surprised there have been no animal forms that take advantage of the various types of creatures that have a prehensile penis.