Seme was really good at everything and always finished it in intervals of 3 (3 secs, 3 mins, 3 hours) and his brother(?) gave him a dating sim to playtest, in it he met one NPC who didn't act like the others and also would be snarky to him and wouldn't let himself be romanced easily.
Seme became super obccessed with romancing him until he did fall for him and then the guy wasn't an NPC but a hacker and I'm sure you can guess what happened next lol
I also remember that one of the other developers of the game was a villain (if that helps)
I sweeear I have the whole plot vividly in my mind but I can't find it ughhhh
Jolly good!!!! Teddy is finally a british character I can stand behind, but the whole puppet thing is sooooo cringe, you CAN just say that you're a good player that others have to foul to defeat without saying that you're a puppet who wants to die to give England a world cup