Hold on! I thought Britten was “Mars”. I thought that was established way back in Chapter-long-time-ago. Now, “Mars” is Eden von Siegfried? I’m having a hard time following.
Peanuts?…Peanuts?? !!
I don’t know whether to keep reading because of the weird car-crash of cringe, or go do laundry.
Oh girl! If you ride a horse for the first time in baby bloomers, I don’t care if that blanket’s made out of silk and that horse glides like a moving sidewalk, your thighs are going to be so chafed!
Ouch. Somebody needs to draw some proper riding pants on that child. Or at least some thick bicycle shorts.
