I would be so much more convinced it’s a dream if the shit revenge scheme actually came out of my mouth than anything physical lol. Like I can’t imagine myself getting kisses in that scenario, and if so convincing myself it’s a dream. But the poop plot would convince me 100% bc I’d never say that. Might think it tho
I’m so jealous of that breakfast view but I also feel like a privileged brat when I say that bc my view from home (phx AZ) isn’t all that different, it’s just desertous & I see it every day so it doesn’t feel as awe-inspiring. But when I lived in Scotland I was IN LOVE with the abundant greenery, plentiful clear water, & rolling landscape….only to find out the Scots themselves were so over it. They were like "yeah what’s so great about green? That’s ALL there is here" and I was like right….guess that’s how I feel about brown bc it practically feels like I live in the sepia filter back home lol.
HOWEVER I still, on a daily basis, have my breath taken away by the sunsets here. They have to be one of the most beautiful things on this entire planet.
im genuinely so jealous bc all i see from my balcony is a concrete jungle