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goofy humor 100% weird gross humor can make some people avoid you - sarcastic humor is good at times too but goofy humor should be the norm, everything really depends on who you're talking to. But if you're talking to a group rather than a singular person, goofy 24/7

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What's up babe?

thank u, so this is SO random but basically yes i miss school and i want to go to school for allowance specifically lol but like i dont have any friends lwk so like im very nervous anf scareddddd to gooo idk idk bruuu give me a strong fighting words comfort words plspls give me light and support!!

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thank u, this rlly made me build up the confident. to. go. to. school.

I used to feel a bit like that too + for the allowance. But hey, we live to have fun, don't let the fact of that get you down, I usually stayed until everyone gone or get out as soon as the bell rang. Well, I use my allowance to buy foods I wanna eat, because for me, food is life, and I would spend my free time alone to enjoy what I enjoy. So, why don't you find what you enjoy?
I mean, I know it can feel lonely not having friends at school. But being alone isn't always a bad thing either, because it gives you the freedom to do whatever you want. ( • ω • )y

ur a bum who can't make any friends that's what. ok no. 1 tip make friends with everyone as soon as possible like any mf u see js immediately say hi and befriend them say their hair is lucious say that beclme friends have a lne night stand with everyone nobody mfing knows ok just like don't even try to befriend a lot of ppl js talk to them like hallway friend kinda ok so js be rlly casual w everyone no matter how different ur world's may be this is how I started making more friends when I was an introverted chud like literally force urself to be friends with anyone like srsly EVERYONE. if there's ppl u hate don't befriend them sure and try not to gossip a lot bc hoes WILL turn against u ok only gossip of the other person initiated it and even then dont do it too much CUZ U NEED TO BEFRIEND EVERY MOTHERFUCKER THERE. And if u see someone a lot of ppl gossip ab u can again be like a hallway friend but don't u mf dare be close friends with them cuz u gon get called problematic too (fuck u Aisha u ruined my younger school years stupid chud) so if someone is universally hated don't even touch them or else ppl will try to touch YOU MF. and if that problemtic person tries to become frkends with you DRIFT APART INSTANTLY NOBODY WILL WANNA BE UR FRIENDD ok I'm exagerating but js don't be arond them too long cuz fr ppl will stray away from ur beautiful bitch ass mhm ok second tip COMPLIMENT PPL FREQUENTLY YOU HEAR ME like a fucking lot as practice to be able to talk to people easily REGARDLESS OF AGE U SEE A KINDERGARTENER THAT MF GRTTKNG COMPLIMENFED U SEE A 60YR OLD STUDENT WONDERING HOW THEYRE EVEN MFING ALLOWED KN THE SCHOOL U COMPLIMENT THEM COMPLIMENTS EVERYWHERE like literally throw compliments like they're pokemon cards bitch you'll need it AND DONT U TELL ANYBODY AB UR PERSONAL LIFE like literally eont tell them anything, u into gacha life? actually yeah u can tell ppl that AND IF ANYBODY IS MEAN TO U AB JR INTERESTS BE SNARKY OK DKNT BE AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR URSELF BUT DONT BE TOO AGGRESSIVE BC PPL WONT LIKE U LIKE THAT aggresive ≠ energetic so try to be energetic but limit ur aggressiveness ok when I tell u no aggression that dlnt mean no energy honey bunny u gotta be so energetic u drive the LIFE out of other ppl and nobody tell me "they asked for confidence boost not friend advice!" HAVING LOTS OF FRIENDS IS CONFIDENCE OK. Don't force urself too much where u fr get the life sucked out ur ass cheeks but force yourself a good amount that u can say hi to random people lots in a day fr. IK TS AINT FOR EVERYKNE BUT MY BITCHASS WAS SOO DEPRESSED WHEN I DIDNT HAVE MANY FRIENDS LIKE U MIGHT NKT BE DEPRESSED NOW BUT UD BECOME HAPPIER WITH A LOT OF FRIENDS AND LOTS OF TOUCHING GRASS SERIOUSLY UR DOPAMINE NATURALLY SKYROCKETS WHEN U SOCJALIZE AND GAIN VITAMIN D and if u ARE dihpressed cuz of ts eat healthy food BUT THATS NOT THE TOPIC SO BACK TO TOPIC - take what I'm about to say next very VERYYYYY seriously like how pigs are when they taste human meat OK? I'm very serious ab not befriending problematic/overly annoying and immature people bc when nobody likes them and u befriend them they stick to u and that makes other people stop wanna befriending u cuz problematkc person gonna be super attached to you and im saying this from experience that fat bitch made my sweetheart drift apart from me we could've been such good Yuri if I just didn't have a bitchass problematic leech sucking my happiness out of me (mk I'm lying my sweetheart prolly isnt lesbian and even if she was I'm not a good candidate fuck like we werent even friends just old distant classmates but I miss her so bad I wish I could've atleast befriended her back then...fuck I miss my one-sided love holy shit) ok wtv back to topic ig ... problematic person might also push people away from you deliberately if some ppl were still interested in being ur friend even with problematic person on the side so be wary of that. ppl like this usually target loser loners (prolly u brotato) so u can still be a loser but STOP BEING A LONER !!!! so that ppl don't see u as an easy target to corrupt and again listen carefully: don't over share with ANYBODY. u can say u read manhwas but dont mention them being porn or u can if u feel pent up maybe a few times but dknt say it a lot and dont make it a big part of ur personality when tqlking to friends and when ur js talking to random ppl don't even dare hint at it bc ur reputation will die down so incredibly fast u'll be wondering if ur in minecrafts nether or sum shuii if you're VERYYY pent up then just let everything out online bc irl is NOT the way to go bb

tip no. 2 don't be the problematic whore and thats it!!! good luck baby boo

and it makes u depressed LISTEN PEOPLE DONT BE LONELY THAT SHIT KILLLLSSSSSSS but everything else is so true food raises dopamine like hella high just like our amazing nicotine (don't try nicotine kids)

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Ohhh noo, you're right, I'm sorry if it came out wrong. It certainly is can make us feel depressed when lonely, but what I mean is it won't be like that forever, at least from my experience.
Before when I don't have friend, and I wanna talk, I would talk to random people online, at least that makes me feel less lonely. Now, I have friends in real life. So, eventually you're gonna have one, a few, or maybe a bunch of friends, so don't give up, and keep on going. And don't forget, you're not alone here (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
Fighting! Ganbatte! Jiaoyou!

NONONO IT DIDNT COME OUT WRONG IT CAME OUT PERFECTLY I WAS JK :sobs: ofc some ppl prefer being alone but like everybody needs casual hallway friends that they text like once every 3 months or sum so that they can still talk to a lot of ppl if they need to even if they enjoy being introverted ╥﹏╥

thank you lol, i really appreciate youuu telling me all this ill def use ur techniques bruu thoo i used to be like that too lol ykyk i use to be a quiet reserved introverted person back in my elem days but then in 7th grade i realized that i wanted to have ALOT of friends and like be the energetic person i wish i couldve been back then and so i did achieved it and it lasted to 8th grade too i knew everyone and everyone knew me even the seniors i wasnt shy anymore (i would go into rooms and jst be shameless lol, i realize now that was kind off disrespectful of me tho..)lol everything was perfect lolllll it was good times but then 9th grade hit i became hella hella depressed i skipped school cried alot breakdowns up and right to my grandpas tits so i did lose friends and distanced and ignored some friends its kinda a me problem like me being avoidant and this summer III didnt talk to ANY LIKE NONE of my friends idk anymore and this school year i hope i can regain myself again be the person i was back then i rlly did miss myself idk what happened to me lwkyyyy it actually feels good writing ts loll hoping loving thank u!!

IM CRYING GRANDPAS TITS BUT SINCE U ALR EXPERIENCED IT U CAN BRING URSELF BACK CUTIE START REBEFRIENDING EVERYONE Tho it's a good lesson that u learnt, be super free and express yourself while pushing peoples boundaries but don't push too deep bc if u come off as too disrespectful that's also rlly bad (○’ω’○) SO BE A GOOD MIX OF TALKATIVE AND ATTENTIVE BUT NOT TILL U IRRITATE PEOPLE and try not to judge ppl too much bc again boiii u gotta spam friend requests ... if that depressed phase hits again listen to me and eat sweet healthy food!!! if u like any fruits eat them and maybe a salad if u rnt up to sweet foods like um I'm picky ab my vegetables so I js be eating cucumbers and tomatoes and thats it for my salad but seriously, eating light, healthy, or sweet foods can get you out of depression quick. Daily hygiene too, to be so honest when I was younger both my parents were busy doctoring around so they didn't rlly teach me shit when I was younger so my hygiene was horrible and I gen thought I was normal since I didn't build habits up young I'm still struggling with my hygiene yeah ik shush and I have really bad habits like bad posture and biting nails due to stress that I'm also working on, so u better try to notice if u have any flaws and try to fix them bc that also raises dopamine, I'm sure you've hear this a lot but exercise also helps, but instead of doing a lot of it is like take a 2 minute walk outside then go back in and stay bedrotting but even that can raise dopamine (=θωθ=) also randomly throughout the day do 5 jumping jacks like it's nothing, its somehow????? funny to my friends and I get a lil exercise in, even if it's small it makes a difference so u get aura from being funny and being productive ig even just socializing is a huge boost to dopamine randomly text online ppl or talk to ur family ab casual stuff and take more time out with family (even I can't do this yet so no pressure ) and even just more time out with school friends and non-school friends alike! another thing: don't use your phone immediately after you wake up. maybe to just check the time or something small, but don't use it, this usually gets people depressed bc phone usage gives out an absurd amount of dopamine rush which then ur body processes it as if it's average for the rest of the day - so when your dopamine levels are average you think you're sad when you're really just feeling neutral. A lot of ppl hate studying because of this, they think studying raises cortisol because they were just using their phones and their phones were providing unhealthy amounts of dopamine, when actually studying raises dopamine, just not as much as using ur phone. so if u might be struggling with studying, this is the reason. limit phone usage in the morning !! u can loterally js try it once and ur brain will literally be convinced and start liking stjdying bc you'll realize it's not that the problem. ofc saying this I'm not saying stop using ur phone entirely bc that could also cause depression, suppresing you from online socializing, so just keep a healthy balance. and if u don't struggle with studying, just do a hobby of urs in the morning instead. (like playing instruments or drawing or something) or take a morning jog while listening to music. listening to happy music and happy shows while limiting sad/scary music and shows also help significantly ! but watching sad/scary stuff with friends is a whole different things, that raises dopamine !! also start taking care of yourself more than usual, like use sunscreen if you usually don't, use skincare products and stuff if you don't already, these also seem insignificant but it causes small pleasure buildup in your brain, and more dopamine buildup if you see results ! also when I said eat healthy I was once again not limiting you from candy, if you're sad go buy some mfing candy it gon make u js as happy. but healthy food is well, healthier LOL but if ur not up to it, candy is the choice! hydrate urself regularly as well, again don't pressure urself a lot of ppl struggle with this including myself, but to make it easier fill up ur waterbottle with water and keep it near you all time so you can drink whenever u feel like u wanna instead of getting out of bed grabbing a cup filling it with water drinking it then gojng to bed like thats too much and u prolly gonna take a snack or sum thing too if u get up js to get water !!! or atleast I do this anyway js being healthy overall in many different ways can make u stop being depressed, and make sure to also relieve your emotions regularly, and if you feel like you can't do it irl just do it online bc either way you'll gain some extent of guidance, expressing how your feeling is crucial for mental health and happiness!!!

YOURE WELCOME, I LOVE U AND IM CHEERING U ON (this doesn't apply if u ship bkdk or hate men I'm gonna skin u alive for all my support back )

ugh I hate getting so worked up constantly that I type so much sorry main points:

For friends:

1. Compliment people freuqently
2. Befriend everyone except problematic people
3. No seriously stray away from problematic people
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4. Be talkative but try not to be too annoying
5. Don't judge people a lot, don't gossip a lot
6. Don't overshare too much, esp not to randoms
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7. Be energetic but not aggresive
8. Don't express that you're super lonely, people will take advantage of you
9. Express deep frustration online rather than irl, people will take advantage of you
10. Don't be a pushover, stand up for yourself; if it gets too serious js tell the teachers
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11. Don't be the problematic person who's universally hated



For depression:

1. Don't overly suppress your emotions
2. Eat sweet, healthy, or light food, provides dopamine boost
3. Normalize daily hygiene such as showering/brushing teeth
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4. Identify bad habits and fix them
5. Light, non-straining exercise such as walks and jumping jacks
6. Socialize lots with family and friends alike, I highly recommend going out together
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7. Use skincare for health reasons
8. Listen to upbeat music and watch happy shows instead of sad stuff
9. Limit phone usage in the morning, instead study or practice a hobby
10. Hydrate yourself regularly, keep a waterbottle near you at all times
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11. Just being healthy is an immediate depression deleter

THANK U IVE READ IT ALL AND I WILL MAKE SURE TO DO IT!! ive started walking every noon and early morning so thats plus points lol youve said alot and i hopeee it actually went thru my brain if not ill re read again lol, ill actually update you in a month or when school starts to see if it worksss again, once again i rlly rlly appreciate you tking ur time typing all that lolll words cant expresss. your such a good help, thank heavens i asked for help here instead of reddit ! THANK THANK THANK U

ILL SAVE THIS ON MY NOTES, THANK U AGAIN YOUVE BEEN A BIG HELP, I DO ALOT OF STUFF NOW IN UR LIST SO THATS PLUS POINTS ONCE AGAIN, I ACTUALLY DIDNY KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF DEPRESSION AND NEVER RLLY DEEP BALLS DIVED INTO IT AND NOW I KIND OF KNOW A LIL BIT SO THANK YOU IVE JST STARTED TAKING IT OUT ON ONLINE LOL AND THANK MYSELF I DID SO

omg now I feel a lil bad bc at first I was gonna say "ur a bum who can't make any friends that's what" and leave you with that as some shitty "prove me wrong" bull but thank god I actually left some real advice holy.. you're so very welcome and i'm super happy to assist you sugar plum !!
see you in a month!!!

This made me forget about my assessments I love u boo(づ￣ ³￣)づ

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