I didn't know the romance aspect was even interesting enough for debate. I only cared about her relationship with her adoptive father all this time, and enjoyed the random purple yandere and white haired puppy dog as a palette cleansers
As an adult. I will finally admit one of my favorite eras was the beagle arc. And I love when she goes toe to toe with her arch nemisis ShO fUwA
POV: Shawty kinda shy and traumatized so you have to coerce them into clapping those cheeks at x2 speed
I can't stop obsessing over this goblin man goddess. Especially seeing him do all of his work so diligently. I'm gonna play like he wasn't trying to kill the MC just a few chapters ago. Cuz like, hot people make mistakes too, he's just that serious about his job, you know? Is he ruining the MC's life too? Well, maybe. But at least he blessed him with his face card first. (However, I don't care how hot you are, a man better not be getting all up in my face or whispering and some shi. Mama no likey)
No no no....being human and the invention of church is weird. Cuz why do we have to feel overwhelming shame and fear because people are having sex. We're the only mammal on this planet that is like "oh, not there. Someone said sex is evil, and there's an afterlife." Sex and desire is so human, but so is the fear of the uknown and unseen. We don't even know if we actually have what we've theorized as a soul. Yet, even if we aren't religious this book got us feeling "damned." Like, is this conditioning, or intuition???
I don't mind jerks, idiots, the mislead, fiends, etc. But no one is likeable. Maybe the red head is? I think I would like him a lot better in a different book by a diff author
Why the hell would a mofo in a fantasy world be like "what if he finds out I'm not human? (or whatever tf he is)" about someone else who also technically isn't human??? You better be hiding something bigger than all the things hinted so far, mister
I felt like his hair had an infinite water glitch. Half the chapter was lil brother saying the same few lines over and over, and the other was spent drying his hair
I'm such a derrick fan girl. I don't even care for smut, wish fulfillment, or basic troupes and I typically only read for plot. But with derrick, I'm not a "distinguished" reader, I'm here for the mf GOOD GOOD
My man never manages to find a shirt that fits. They just don't make sassy big booty booby bara omega sized clothes in the modern world
Remember 10 years ago, when baldy said he was going out to buy milk? Well he actually came back
The evil lesbian concept actually blew my mind. And when one of them said they have expert stalking abilities, I thought, "oh, you're the bi character." What does that even say about ME???
Pay attention closely. I thought that dirty rapist was the most twisted on, but re-read only the owner's dialogue, and he deserves to work in the mines for the rest of his life too
White hair is a messy freaking goblin. Most people go crazy from immortality, but he keeps himself well entertained. Oddly, his magical trifling abilities and the child goblin are my reason for never rage quitting.
Seeing the comment drama about the old man is sooo funny. But more importantly, anybody peep the coach in his younger day? Bro, why he kinda......
"Am I a bad person?" I sometimes wonder, too, Ceasar. Just one of those days
Am I broken?..... I mean, I am ovulating and this is way better straight smut than usual. But I feel no goonery. An onlooker would think I'm reading an article on food contaminants or soemthin
I'm too ghetto for this mess. I'd literally say "Shut tf up. Since you like kissin daddy's ass so much, you may as well eat MY WHOLE ASS too you crusty pale ass mf clown. You obviously have room since last I saw, yo daddy was CAKED UP." Then proceed to get my butt whooped, and sent to the ER too. I literally got jumped by a whole group because they were bullying me at school during recess and and I ran all they names through the mud