Imagining having to explain to the nurses and doctors why I have soap stuck up my ass is enough to deter me from messing around with everyday objects.
Adult toys exist y'all, stay safe. 4 reply
I like my hands, right hand is talented Louise and left hand is clumsy Louis. I dislike my mf tree-trunk thighs, but I could possibly choke a b with them so maybe they're not that bad. And holy heck, the things I'd do for clear skin. 1 reply
want to do stuck my cock in a blender
