Once, after a relative passed away (when I was in my late teens), my mother told me, "He'll always be watching over us." Nervously, I asked, "Like, ALWAYS-always?" She paused before clarifying, "Except when you're changing, bathing, mast*rb*ting, etc." After clocking my dubious stare, she elaborated, "Ghosts are prudes. They'll stand guard, but they won't watch."
Once, after a relative passed away (when I was in my late teens), my mother told me, "He'll always be watching over us."
Nervously, I asked, "Like, ALWAYS-always?"
She paused before clarifying, "Except when you're changing, bathing, mast*rb*ting, etc."
After clocking my dubious stare, she elaborated, "Ghosts are prudes. They'll stand guard, but they won't watch."