Alexa play "You can't always get what you want" for the sad lizard man XD
Fam if that asshole doesn't mind his own business were digging another six foot hole
NGL fake chapters are annoying but the clown made me smile
Frr not as mad anymore abt it
I'd tell them all to go to Hell but I think we're already there. Readers included.
Behind every rich selfish successful asshole there's a little doormat holding up their fragile ego.
Remind me again why we're supposed to settle for real men?
It's all that's left sadly (￣ε(#￣)Σ
Nah! I'm gonna stick with fictional men and live in a fantasy like world. Fck real men! But I don't mind being fcked by a real man though. But I still prefer fictional men over a real one any day of the week... ┑(￣Д ￣)┍
My sister in Christ there are automatic toys that will do the job just as well
I haven't found the right toy yet, just isn't the same...
I don't care if the damn office building is on fire how dare they interrupt!!