[Pure Love Short Story Collection] Pairing Complete! (Yaoi)

The following content is intended for mature audiences and may contain sexual themes, gore, violence and/or strong language. Discretion is advised.

It has already been 20 years since Heo Je-woo fell in love at first sight with Baek Yeo-heun, who moved in next door when they were eleven.
Back then, Je-woo was the smaller, prettier elementary-school-aged Yeo-heun’s self-appointed bodyguard, errand boy, and devoted sidekick. He was constantly teased with things like, “Are you even his older brother or something?”—but he quietly let his feelings grow.
And now, the two work at the same school, with Je-woo as a health teacher and Yeo-heun as a PE teacher.
Je-woo finally realized that he couldn't go on like this anymore.
He headed straight for the staff restroom, locked himself inside a stall, and opened Coupang. There were only ten minutes left to qualify for same-day delivery: “Order now and it arrives tonight!”
Without a moment's hesitation, Heo Je-woo pressed the purchase button for a “Health Department Dildo.”
[Congratulations! You have won a non-commercial Health Department Dildo!]
At that very moment, an unexpected mechanical voice rang out from the sky.
The ordinary suction dildo suddenly began vibrating violently, and then—
POP!
A cloud of smoke billowed out.
With a final scream of “AGH!”, Heo Je-woo collapsed onto the bedroom floor.
“What the hell... What on earth did they send me?”