Sorry I know this question has been asked once.Please bear with me.
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So I have this neighbor, who has this kid about 6 yrs old I think...... And the kid is know to be somewhat idk *psychotic* . So my mom sent me to deliver some groceries to my neighbor who is the mom. They are friends but my neighbor is a bit unsocial and always seem depressed due to some issues with her *psychotic child* . So am delivering the groceries, I walk up to their front door but the door was unlocked I called out but no one answered l push the door wide open and I see the kid in the middle of the hallways staring at me I get nervous cause it's creepy quiet. "Hello hi there, where's your mom?" I ask . he stares at me for awhile and says" upstairs ,asleep shhhhhhhh!!!! ". "Okay "I asked him to show me the kitchen he slowly walks away as I followed him we finally reach the kitchen and he points at a table where I placed the groceries I suddenly smell something burning it's meat but not usual meat ." what's that" I noticed the microwave is on
it gets deathly quiet and he suddenly breaks the silence he slowly walks up to it and opens it and what i saw made me lose all my strength I fell to knees to shocked to react. what was once a lovable white cat that would come to our yard was stiff burnt and completely black . He microwaved their cat. Noticing my despair he says "what ?? It was making alot of noise so I thought I'd shut it up." I ran out of that house trembling couldn't say anything to my mom but I'd shiver every time I'd see that kid.
So what's yours??
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So I have this neighbor, who has this kid about 6 yrs old I think...... And the kid is know to be somewhat idk *psychotic* . So my mom sent me to deliver some groceries to my neighbor who is the mom. They are friends but my neighbor is a bit unsocial and always seem depressed due to some issues with her *psychotic child* . So am delivering the groceries, I walk up to their front door but the door was unlocked I called out but no one answered l push the door wide open and I see the kid in the middle of the hallways staring at me I get nervous cause it's creepy quiet. "Hello hi there, where's your mom?" I ask . he stares at me for awhile and says" upstairs ,asleep shhhhhhhh!!!! ". "Okay "I asked him to show me the kitchen he slowly walks away as I followed him we finally reach the kitchen and he points at a table where I placed the groceries I suddenly smell something burning it's meat but not usual meat ." what's that" I noticed the microwave is on
it gets deathly quiet and he suddenly breaks the silence he slowly walks up to it and opens it and what i saw made me lose all my strength I fell to knees to shocked to react. what was once a lovable white cat that would come to our yard was stiff burnt and completely black . He microwaved their cat. Noticing my despair he says "what ?? It was making alot of noise so I thought I'd shut it up." I ran out of that house trembling couldn't say anything to my mom but I'd shiver every time I'd see that kid.
So what's yours??
Who do u love most?
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20 09,2020
give me your best dark joke
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20 09,2020
i found them on pintrest
And this on reddit
A boy walks in on his father masturbating. the boy, curious asks him, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "This is called masturbating, and pretty soon you will be doing it also."
The kid, puzzled, asks, "How do you know that?"
The father goes "Because my arm is getting tired." reply
give me your best dark joke
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20 09,2020
