Yall Ever Just Feel Sad

I'm satisfied with just having dirty thoughts hon   reply

It's a long one : A very old man close to dying went in his kitchen, there he saw a plate of delicious cookies his wife made. He reached out his hand to grab a cookie but his wife hit fiercely his hand and yelled at him : "Don't touch it, it's for the funeral !"   reply

My Therapist told me "Time heals all." So I stabbed him, now we wait.   reply

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends on how hard you can throw. If you donate 1 kidney, everybody loves ya & u r a total hero. But donate five, everyone's yelling at ya. A man went to a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, " Fuck off, you won't bring it back!" Women are parking lots; U......   4 reply

my head when I lay my head on a car/bus window like they do in movies but yeah... it doesn't work   reply