Be A Dumb Bitch

What are the common ones??? 1. Sex at work, toilets, while pregnant and close to being due—bro I can’t with this one, idc what you say, don’t put a dick near a youngin’ even if they’re being separated by epithelial tissue and yet born. It’s fine when they’re still an embryo tho. (Fuck, this sentence sounded so wrong, shit) 2. Getti......   1 reply

a public figure (idol/actor etc) doing it out in the open (uke says something like "not here! what if someone sees??" seme replies "its ok no one would come here at this hour") (someone did indeed take a picture and will use it as blackmail material approximately 5 chapters later)   4 reply

This ones so stupid but it's been bothering me a lot more lately. When the bottom is like insanely flexible for no reason. This guy is straight up casually folded in half like WHAT. Ik some people are naturally that flexible, but it's awful convient all these bottoms are. Someone sign them up for gymnastics or dance or something. Why r they wasting......   4 reply

idk if this is a common pet peeve, but when one is completely naked and the other one is fully clothed, like what??   2 reply

No prepping beforehand, like no lube no nothing.. And also no intimacy after or before.. Both seem so brutal and unreal to me for some reason   4 reply