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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?"
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his fatger the same question.
His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."
Johnny thinks thats neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy is dying?"
"Uncle Harry is blowing Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
16 02,2021
they are in love uwu young play boy seme + responsible upperclassmen uke "why are you still messing with me?" "because you're pretty" "/////"   1 reply
16 02,2021
god damn hes pretty   reply
16 02,2021
Make a couple! [Answer]
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Please, they look so cute ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ   reply
16 02,2021
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Mrs. Morow
16 02,2021
╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭   reply
16 02,2021
Sorted into Slytherin   reply
16 02,2021
what [Answer]
White Perish
16 02,2021
how about basic japanese anime names like yuki or sakura or rin   1 reply
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_rugmuncher
16 02,2021
I just think this dynamic is so cute   reply
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16 02,2021
If i think of it my whole family is fucked up with depression or intense sadness
my dad.. hes fine i think
my mom) takes depression pills
my brother) wants to kill himself and a few days ago woke up from a dream with his brain telling himself things like youre useless youre ugly and that stuff
my sister) a few year back when she was 8 woke up from a dream with a scary man telling her to kill herslef and jump (she said the devil.. this was when she learned about hesus)
and me...whos a basic fuck and also wants to kill myself

and then my moms side of the family her parents and grandparents also have depression... my grandpas brother commited..
why is it in the family like that.. why in the hell is it like that?

the last questionss i post everyoen is like 'i dont get what your saying' if this is like that to im sorry
16 02,2021

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