Porn And Genres

explicit warning here, yeah so i am currently single and desperate af. I'm a gay guy just quarintining in LA. im also horny. So I don't own any dildos at the moment. I tried buying one at a nearby sex shop but the cashier was too hot to talk to so i just gave up. I tried ordering online but i got indesicive on which one to get. So my dumb ass had the smart idea, "oh jourdain, why not use a hot dog?". Yeah worst desicion in my life. To make a long story short I got a hot dog stuck in my ass while streaming Montero by lil nas x. It's been 2 fucking days and that shit won't fucking budge. Should I use Oscar Meyer hot dogs or stick with the ones I get from Aldi's? oh and how do i get this hot dog out my ass?