there's a lot to unpack here but let's just get to the main attractio holy shit. GO TO THE ER GIRL, IF THEY DECOMPOSING BUGS CAN LAY EGGS AND SHIT SO JUST TELL A DOCTOR UNLESS YOU WANT SOME BUG ASS. reply
Google says that you should take a hot shower to relax the muscles, and while in the shower you can try to gentle coax them out with a little bit of lube on your finger. If they stay stuck, and you can't take a shit. Then you have to go to the doctor, or else you'll die. Hope they come out before that tho! Next time, put something up there that has...... reply
