What The Heck Is Wrong With Me

I told someone I'm close to at work the other day. I talked about the stories, the crazy plots and twists, the variety of characters and settings and themes, and the romance. All this stuff is 99% of why I read it. So she turns around and says, 'But it's still porn.' Nonono. It's so much more than that.   3 reply

I’m just like:(panic intensifies)   reply

KSHWHhgyfgtvhvtvtvggcgctctftf Pretend to make screeching sound with mike.then leave call.   reply

Lucky I was such a quiet kid that the teacher didn't even notice me   reply

the teacher cant ask u questions if u just skip the class.   reply

"I'm not a fucking idiot I'm just panicking"   reply

say idk cause my reputation is already sh*t   reply

LMFAO I ALWAYS USE THE SAME EXCUSE- "Uhh...my mic doesn't work-" OR "Sorry, I'm having network problems" SO THEN THEY MOVE ON TO ANOTHER PERSON   1 reply